On Friday I was fortunate enough to get my second dose of the Pfizer BioNTech vaccine for COVID-19. I took a photo of the injection and posted it on social media as all important life moments must. I admit I got a little snarky as I had fun playing with conspiracy theories.
I wrote "Tracking devices in. Now they can know where I am at all times. Hopefully being a pawn in their game will help the world be a safer place. Bwahahaha."
All tongue-in cheek of course.
Well, let's say, a day later, I think the government, if the theorists are correct, didn't much care for this humor.
Because they then activated the devices they injected into me to attack.
And attack they did.
Possible side effects include flu-like symptoms that include fever, body aches and tiredness.
The government turned up the dials on all of these all because I decided to be a wise-ass.
It reminded me of the Star Trek characters The Borg. They assimilate cultures into their collective by injecting nano probes into their bloodstream and fixing them with cyber implants.
It made me realize that this was perhaps the Trekkies way of addressing pandemics. This helped me somehow feel less ill, but not entirely.
Let m go back a bit. Three weeks ago I received my first shot and everything went fine. A sore spot on my arm for a few days. Maybe a bit tuckered more than usual.
So I entered Friday morning rather hopeful.
Uggh! The worst part about immunity is not feeling like you're going to make it.
But I did. I made it! I lived and now, maybe I can go places and wear a mask when I feel like I should, not because it's kinda sorta mandated!
I wrote "Tracking devices in. Now they can know where I am at all times. Hopefully being a pawn in their game will help the world be a safer place. Bwahahaha."
All tongue-in cheek of course.
Well, let's say, a day later, I think the government, if the theorists are correct, didn't much care for this humor.
Because they then activated the devices they injected into me to attack.
And attack they did.
Possible side effects include flu-like symptoms that include fever, body aches and tiredness.
The government turned up the dials on all of these all because I decided to be a wise-ass.
It reminded me of the Star Trek characters The Borg. They assimilate cultures into their collective by injecting nano probes into their bloodstream and fixing them with cyber implants.
It made me realize that this was perhaps the Trekkies way of addressing pandemics. This helped me somehow feel less ill, but not entirely.
Let m go back a bit. Three weeks ago I received my first shot and everything went fine. A sore spot on my arm for a few days. Maybe a bit tuckered more than usual.
So I entered Friday morning rather hopeful.
Uggh! The worst part about immunity is not feeling like you're going to make it.
But I did. I made it! I lived and now, maybe I can go places and wear a mask when I feel like I should, not because it's kinda sorta mandated!
I think it is important that we seek wisdom over self-righteousness. That's all!
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